Reasons why I can't clean my apartment today

This is my go-to Top 10 list for not cleaning the apartment. It almost works most of the time with my husband.

1. It's raining 

2. There's a ghost in our apartment

3. I'm a little hungover

4. Hey - look at that dog over there 

5. Our bed is too comfortable and is literally holding me hostage 

6. We don't have any neighbor kids that I can pay to help me

7. My arm hurts

8. I'm learning origami online

9. We have too many movie channels

10. My glasses might fall off

Act like nothing happened, and maybe no one will notice you left.

Writers block sucks.

I feel like my brain has been constipated for soooo long. I realized that I can be sad about it, and avoid it... OR ....I can start tweeting, blogging, and violating the internet everywhere I can with writing and maybe it'll start unclogging my brain. Here's hoping. : /






(Pic: http://www.explodingdog.com/)

Aaaaand she's back....for now.

I'm back...I'm going to try this one more time.

I think we all know a 'list person' and if you don't...you do now. I figure I'll post a few lists to catch my few readers up on things since my last post.

Biggest thing that happened in my life in 2009:

* Michael and I eloped January 5th, 2009. We told our families on Fourth of July Weekend. Everyone is fine now....although we do have to have a "real" wedding in July 2010.




Thing that I am so incredibly sick of:


*Tiger Woods. Ugh...it's almost worse than Michael Jackson.


Things that I shouldn't love, but I do:

*Jersey Shore - MTV has hit smut gold once again with this 'controversial' reality show that is causing Italian Americans to hate Italian Americans.



Blogs that I have fallen in love with (past and present) that I recommend:

* www.badinia.com
* www.pornclerk.com
* www.emailsfromcrazypeople.com
* www.cuteoverload.com
* www.awkwardfamilyphotos.com

Favorite movie of 2009:

The Hangover


Early New Years Resolutions that I share with most of America:

* New Car
* New Apartment
* Lose Weight
* Save Money
* Try Acupuncture
* Post more blogs about things that don't have to do with me.

I know that was a random, short "list"...but I have to start (again) somewhere, right? Plus, I'm sick again and I think I may have just broken my pinky (I am the most clumsy person I know) while trying to close my front door.

More to come...really.

xo
V

I want this for my birthday

If any of you are taking notes:



If it comes with the choice of a bracelet or necklace, I'd like the bracelet. In silver, not gold...gold looks tacky on me.